Did humans come from apes or monkeys?

No qualified scientist, including Charles Darwin, has ever claimed that human beings descended from monkeys or apes. Humans and apes are descended from a single species, a common ancestor, that no longer exists. This ancestor is commonly called the "proto-ape." While it can be said that we are related to apes and monkeys, they are in no way our predecessors. Humans share extreme commonalities with chimpanzees, apes, orangutans, and gorillas. Without regard to religion, it is undeniable to the scientific community that all humans, including Jesus Christ, belong to a group of mammals called "primates."

David Copperfield: Magical Impregnation

David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her.

Speaking to German magazine Galore, the illusionist rejected the theory that there were only seven different kinds of magic tricks.

He said: "Bull s**t! There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I'm going to make a girl pregnant on stage."

He added: "Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."

The magician is currently on tour in Germany with his show, An Intimate Evening of Grand Illusion.

Homer Simpson Makes Men of the Decade list

Top 10 Men of the Decade
*Philosopher: Homer Simpson
* Sportsman: Lance Armstrong
* Visionary: Jonathan Ive
* Designer: Sir Paul Smith
* Manager: Sven Goran Eriksson
* Activist: Bob Geldof
* Writer: Ian McEwan
* Musician: Damon Albarn
* Chef: Jamie Oliver
*Scientist: Craig Venter

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